Bucket lists are for people who have too much time on their hands. If you want a true whip ass adrenaline snotklap that doesn’t require anything but the desire to be adventurous then read on..
Oh, and some extra toilet paper comes in handy, and if you’ve ever had intentions of donating your liver one day, this may not be for you…
In a nutshell my weekend with the ShreddBettys group spent glamping (I kid you not – duck down duvets were discovered in tents, to my utter disgust) in the Northern Drakensburg over the new year’s weekend was certainly one to be remembered. It’s my story and I’m sticking to it. I have the right to remain silent.. oh wait that was a different weekend!
The weekend went something like this..
Wassup Slappers? Braaap Braaap Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Braap brap Brap braaaaap braaaap. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
We all arrived at the campsite on day one of survivor… half way for us Durbanites and the vaalies joining us. Some of us had met previously in person, others via whatsapp, and some were total strangers.. Yeah STRANGER DANGER beeeg time!
First port of call was the campsite – if you ever want to see a bunch of nature lovers look like owls with a twig stuck up their bums, just rock up in cars, bakkies, trailers with bikes and enough gazebos to make it look like we had robbed the outdoors section of Makro! After explaining we were part of a search and rescue team… Just kidding..manners and respect and Cindys tits got all the owls to blink in a more relaxed tone of voice! No braaaping around the campsite was a given.
As an ice breaker, Shredbettys took us just up the road to All Out Adventures, who offer a variety of activities to get the blood pumping. The King swing is always a favourite and you get to sit right in front of your new buddies and judge them by their screams as they freefall 20m and swing from a wooden bridge Nice soprano voices the boys had!!
There were a variety of bike rides available to suite all levels of experience – or in my case all levels of need training wheels ness! The mountains, rivers and land need to be respected at all times, and this area is a heritage site. You may only ride on farm lands with the farmers permission, and this comes with a huge degree of responsibility so no chops going out and spoiling it please. Our group consisted of 10 guys and 10 girls, including SA’s top lady riders Lanza vd Mescht, Elize Olivier, Taye Perry and Cindy Porobich. 6 riders in our group were all Roof finishers, which made me up my game with their patience and guidance and gave me confidence to tackle obstacles I would normally never try. It was truly a great group of mixed bag of talents and Shredbettys made sure the routes had something for every level of rider.
Our New Year’s Resolution was to get our Fitness on…. Fitness whole pizza in our mouths, so we headed on down to The Tower of Pizza which will spoil your experience of milkshakes and Pizzas forever coz once you’ve tried them, nothing else compares. EVER. We also lined our stomachs for the best New Year’s jol I’ve ever had. It was an absolute blast in the D&H Engeneering Yamaha Party van thanks to Heinz..the blue lights and doof doof music pulled many new maats until they got close and saw the insane glint that most bike riders have in their eyes…
The tough ride was done on day two with some awesome technical sections, rocky passes and some fast sections with the reward of pristine natural pools at the end which have been explored by very few people. All 20 of us got to enjoy cheese and biscuits in the gorgeous surroundings, while swimming in crystal clear water and enjoying the natural slides before our ride back to camp. Also a massive thanks to 32Gi keeping us all fuelled and hydrated all weekend long.
The thing about bikers is that they are fun and energetic and helpful and create an energy that leaves you craving for more long after the weekend is over.
So in a nutshell – don’t put things off, do it now…this excludes work and paying accounts and doing washing..that stuff can’t wait!
Shredbettys is an amazing group of girls that are doing it for themselves!! Their rides are made up of guys and girls with great attitudes and they are always the best fun you will ever have with so much clothing and gear on.